Department of Commerce Posts “Top 13 of ’13”

Department of Commerce

Department of Commerce

(Washington, DC) – The Department of Commerce (DOC) posted its list of “Top 13 Blog Posts of ’13” earlier this month.  The list is, to put it mildly, riveting.

“One would expect posts from Commerce to be dull and boring,” said an industry analyst, speaking on condition of anonymity.  “But these were truly exceptional.  We can only guess and eagerly anticipate what 2014 might bring!”

FLATLINE.gov hopes that you’ll be able to control yourself as we present, listed by date, The Top 13 Blog Posts from 2013 for the Department of Commerce:

  1. Secretary of Commerce John E. Bryson Fears for His Life (April 29, 2013)
  2. Secretary of Commerce John E. Bryson Disappears after Meeting with Penny Pritzker (April 30, 2013)
  3. President Obama Praises Penny Pritzker for Following Succession Plans from the ISS Enterprise (May 1, 2013)
  4. Penny Pritzker Nominated as Commerce Secretary by President Obama (May 2, 2013)
  5. Penny Pritzker Faces Tough Confirmation Road as Secretary of Commerce in Senate (May 9, 2013)
  6. Penny Pritzker Worth $1.85 Billion, Still Shops at Target (May 20, 2013)
  7. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Says “No” Vote Likely for Penny Pritzker (June 14, 2013)
  8. Penny Pritzker Threatens to “Smash McConnell’s Turtle-Face In” If Not Confirmed as Secretary of Commerce (June 17, 2013)
  9. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Throws Full Support Behind Penny Pritzker for Secretary of Commerce (June 18, 2013)
  10. Penny Pritzker Confirmed as Secretary of Commerce with Unanimous Republican Support (June 24, 2013)
  11. Penny Pritzker Sworn in as 38th United States Secretary of Commerce (June 27, 2013)
  12. Joe Biden Conducts First Flub-Free Swearing-In for Secretary of Commerce Penny Pritzker (June 27, 2013)
  13. KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK … Penny? KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK … Penny? KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK … Penny? (June 27, 2013)
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