A John Kasich Pesach

John Kasich (R-OH)

John Kasich
(R-OH)

sung to the tune of “Dayenu”

John Kasich lectured the rabbi
He spoke of blood on the lampposts
Passover blood
Was really Christ’s
John Kasich.

John John Kasich
Kasich!
John John Kasich
Kasich!
John John Kasich
John Kasich
John Kasich!
John Kasich …
[repeat]
Cookie Monster Celebrates Passover

“Me think John Kasich should keep mouth shut or full of matzoh!”

The first Passover predates Christ
By about thirteen hundred years
It predates Christ
Hundreds of years
John Kasich

John John Kasich
Kasich!
John John Kasich
Kasich!
John John Kasich
John Kasich
John Kasich!
John Kasich …
[repeat]
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