Nonsense at the Census

(Suitland, MD – April 10, 2015) – A kidnapping. A shooting of a policeman. A police chase. A shootout with police. A dead suspect. That’s what happened, by the numbers, last night at the Census Bureau. What officials believe began as a domestic dispute injured two policemen, one fatally. Census security guard Lawrence Buckner was…

Legislators Have a Beef with Nutritional Panel

(Washington, DC — February 20, 2015) – Going against Congressional wishes, a top national nutritional panel released a report urging Americans to steer clear of diets high in red meat, angering Congressmen in the process. Given that Congress says little about the plight of the nation’s poor and underserved, not to mention those Americans who…

White Powder Found Near Site of Super Bowl XLVIII

(Carlstadt, NJ) – Guests at several hotels near East Rutherford’s MetLife Stadium, the site of Sunday’s Super Bowl, reported finding “suspicious” white powder. Two of the hotels are located in Carlstadt; another is in East Rutherford; and a fourth is in Rutherford. Another sighting was reported at the Manhattan office of former New York Mayor…