Obama Attacks Mars

(Washington, DC — October 12, 2016) – President Obama (D-IL) vowed yesterday that America would land a man on Mars by the 2030s, making the effort a joint venture between the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) and private industry. Obama’s critics immediately slammed the idea, saying that they were completely against the goal, though…

Ocean Discovered on Saturn Moon

(Cape Canaveral, FL) – Scientists announced on April 3 the discovery of a vast ocean located beneath the ice of Enceladus, a moon of Saturn. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) hailed the discovery as another step towards understanding the mysteries of the universe – but not the mystery of how the current 535…

Search Teams Play “Lost and Found” with Supposed MH370 Clues

(Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia) – As search teams for Malaysian Airlines MH370 prepared to end their third week of searching for the Boeing 777-200, new information once again challenged any previous notions of where the plane – and its 239 passengers and crew – might be. Investigators now believe the plane flew much faster than originally…