Trump to Journalist: Plant Your Kippah-Wearing Keister

(Washington, DC — February 17, 2017) – At his press conference yesterday, Donald Trump (R-NY), went completely off the rails in claiming he is definitely, absolutely, positively not an anti-Semite. Bad news for Chancellor Squirrelhead: If you have to go out of your way to proclaim that you’re not an anti-Semite, it means you’re an…

Trump to Journalist: Call for an Appointment

(Washington, DC — February 16, 2017) – At today’s press conference, Donald Trump (R-NY) went completely off the rails in thinking that a journalist could set up a meeting for him with a group of Congressmen. For the record, “no” is the correct answer. After claiming that he received a larger share of the African-American…