Uproar over Hillary’s Health Makes Many Ill

(Washington, DC — September 13, 2016) – As the faux furor over Hillary Clinton’s (D-NY) bout with pneumonia continued, many debated why this was such a hot-button issue this campaign season. “It’s possible she’s being targeted for being weak because she’s a woman,” said a psychologist, speaking on condition of anonymity. “That’s what people like…

Melaniagate Scandal Dominates Day One Plus of RNC Convention

(July 19, 2016 — Nuremberg (formerly known as Cleveland), OH) – Opening night at the Republican National Convention was supposed to provide the country with a unified, error-free introduction to Donald Trump (R-NY), the man who would be POTUS. Following his current spouse’s speech, that concept was shot to hell. Melania Trump – the third…

Conspiracy Theorists Conspire About What Made Scalia Expire

(Marfa, TX — February 16, 2016) – Three days after the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, it seems that the questions keep multiplying exponentially as more facts are revealed. And the nation’s conspiracy theorists are happier than Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas enjoying a can of Coke. The 79-year-old Scalia was found dead…

Major Idiot

(Washington, DC — July 16, 2015) – In the aftermath of the Brian Williams debacle, one might think that television news personalities would be working harder and smarter at their jobs. Apparently that’s not the case. At Wednesday’s White House news conference, dedicated mainly to Tuesday’s nuclear deal with Iran, CBS White House Correspondent Major Garrett put…

Manson Dancin’ Over DA’s Death

(Los Angeles, CA — June 9, 2015) – World-famous attorney and author Vincent Bugliosi passed away today at age 80, sending worldwide Charles Manson supporters into frenzied celebrations of dancing like wildly-gyrating chickens. Bugliosi died two months to the day shy of the 46th anniversary of the slaughter of Sharon Tate and four others at…

Lynch in Limbo as Legislation Stalls Nomination Vote

(Washington, DC — March 17, 2015) – Congressional Republicans hate Eric Holder with a passion. And, yet, their inaction is extending his term. So much for capably governing. The nation’s Attorney General has been in the line of fire for his entire six-year term. From opposing States’ initiatives to combat illegal immigration to supporting same-sex…

E-mailgate: The Spam Hits the Fan

(Chappaqua, NY – March 12, 2015) – Hillary Clinton’s choice of using a non-government E-mail account to conduct business for the sake of “convenience” may turn out to the most inconvenient decision she’s ever made. While serving as Secretary of State under President Obama (D-IL/Kenya), Clinton – a possible contender for the Democratic 2016 presidential nomination…