For Old Spicey, the Holocaust Was a Gas

(Washington, DC — April 11, 2017) – White House Press Secretary of the Week Sean Spicer today said that Adolf Hitler wasn’t quite as bad as Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. And he made this observation on Passover. Asshole. Old Spicey was referring to the April 4 attack by Droopy Dog on his own people; at…

Ivanka Buy Some Stuff – But Not Her Stuff

(Washington, DC — February 11, 2017) – The “Trump” brand continued to sink in both value and respect as additional retailers decided to drop items sold by Donald Trump (R-NY) and his family. The Titanic stayed afloat longer than the Trump family’s reputation. The retail bloodbath began on February 3, when Nordstrom announced it was…

From Russia without Love

(New York, NY — August 15, 2016) – As the walls continue to close in on and collapse upon Donald Trump (R-NY), one has to wonder what he’s drinking nowadays to take the edge off. New revelations indicate Squirrelhead Donald’s drink of preference is likely vodka. His ties to Russia – and inviting Russia to…

WV Lawmaker Asks Hillary How It’s Hangin’

(Charleston, WV — July 18, 2016) – After an 80-year absence, West Virginia Delegate Michael Folk (R-WV) apparently wants to re-introduce public hangings in the United States. And Hillary Clinton (D-NY) is first in line for the gallows. Speaking like a true Trumpist Brownshirt – or a frothing-at-the-mouth Tea Partyist – Folk recently spoke out…