Stench O’Trump Grows as Scandals Multiply

(Washington, DC — May 19, 2017) – Over the past two weeks, the White House has produced at least one new scandal – or added to an existing scandal – each day. Today was no exception. Two days ago, Robert Mueller III, the former head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), was hired as…

For Old Spicey, the Holocaust Was a Gas

(Washington, DC — April 11, 2017) – White House Press Secretary of the Week Sean Spicer today said that Adolf Hitler wasn’t quite as bad as Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. And he made this observation on Passover. Asshole. Old Spicey was referring to the April 4 attack by Droopy Dog on his own people; at…

Voter Fraud Rampant at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

(Washington, DC — January 26, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) has been screaming about how massive voter fraud cost him the popular vote in Election 2016. He need no look no further than his Trump Transition Team of Terror (TTTT). At least six of Chancellor Squirrelhead’s closest confidants have been identified as being registered to…