Trump Advisor Who Predicted Patriots Victory is a Real Doll

(Washington, DC — January 22, 2017) – Much was made of The Skeletal Kellyanne Conway’s attire during the inauguration of Donald Trump (R-NY). Investigators are now checking to see if her outfit may have a link to yet another scandal for the National Football League’s (NFL) New England Patriots. The Patriots knocked off the Pittsburgh…

A Bad Break for Toys “R” Us

(Wayne, NJ) – For years, parents and educators have demanded that children’s toys be educational as well as fun for all ages. Be careful what you wish for. Retail giant Toys “R” Us is now educating the youth of America about the world of drug cartels, including the buying, selling, and use of illegal drugs…

Monica Lewinsky Returns to the Present to Bury the Past

(Washington, DC) – The year was 1998. General Motors (GM) produced Oldsmobile and Pontiac. Ford produced Mercury. Americans used Palm Pilots to take notes, share information, and keep their calendars. And the House of Representatives impeached Bill Clinton for “high crimes and misdemeanors” related to his affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The Senate…