Trump to Journalist: Plant Your Kippah-Wearing Keister

(Washington, DC — February 17, 2017) – At his press conference yesterday, Donald Trump (R-NY), went completely off the rails in claiming he is definitely, absolutely, positively not an anti-Semite. Bad news for Chancellor Squirrelhead: If you have to go out of your way to proclaim that you’re not an anti-Semite, it means you’re an…

Trump Exhibits Poor Discretion in Nominating Sessions

(New York, NY — November 18, 2016) – The Republican Right – and the ALT-RIGHT – continued to exult as the Trump Transition Team of Terror (TTTT) extended its march to nominating a “dream team” of staff and officials eager to do their bidding. The rest of America – and the sane world – can…

Trump Chooses Pence Over Pounds

(Washington, DC — July 15, 2016) – Thirteen months after he announced his candidacy for President of the United States, and seven weeks after securing the necessary 1,237 delegates to presumably be the Republican nominee, Donald Trump (R-NY) has chosen Indiana Governor Mike Pence (R-IN) as his running mate. Pence became a hero of the…

NBA Blackout

(Los Angeles, CA) – It’s Racist Week in America. Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling apparently didn’t want to be outdone by Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy. Earlier this week, Bundy made outrageously racist statements about African-Americans being better under slavery than Federal government assistance. Sterling has come close to topping him. And while this story…

Racism on the Ranch

(Bunkerville, NV) – American history is replete with upstanding citizens who have “Bundy” as their surname: Name Claim to Fame Ted Bundy Serial killer, rapist, kidnapper, and necrophile King Kong Bundy Professional wrestler Carol Bundy Serial killer Make room for one more. Nevada rancher and melon farmer Cliven Bundy, 67, is the talk of the…

White Supremacist Cross Inks His Name in Infamy

(Overland Park, KS) – On Sunday, 73-year-old white supremacist Frazier Glenn Cross shot and killed two people at a Jewish community center, and one more at a Jewish retirement home in suburban Kansas City, Missouri. While authorities are calling his actions a hate crime, there is perhaps a sense of irony in that the three…