D-Force – Coming Soon for an Immigrant Near You

(Washington, DC — February 18, 2017) – The Republican Flip-Flop Tour 2017 shows no sign of abating; if anything, it’s just now beginning to gather a full head of toxic steam. Both the Executive Branch (courtesy of Donald Trump (R-NY)) and Legislative Branch (courtesy of Paul Ryan (R-WI) and Mitch McConnell (R-KY)) are in full…

Voter Fraud Rampant at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

(Washington, DC — January 26, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) has been screaming about how massive voter fraud cost him the popular vote in Election 2016. He need no look no further than his Trump Transition Team of Terror (TTTT). At least six of Chancellor Squirrelhead’s closest confidants have been identified as being registered to…

Lies, Lies, and Videotape

(Washington, DC — January 25, 2017) – The “I’ll Say Anything That Has No Factual Basis” news tour continues at the White House, and it shows no signs of abating. White House Press Secretary of the Week Sean Spicer and The Skeletal Kellyanne Conway, Counselor to the President and Soulless Angel of Darkness and Death,…

Chinese Officials Say “Phooey” to Hong Kong

(Beijing, China) – The weeklong pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong show no signs of abating. Authorities in Beijing show no signs of meeting the protestors’ demands. Protesters in Hong Kong show no signs of giving up, as the authorities in Beijing have demanded. By changing a few of these words to “Obama” and “Congress” and…

ISIS Tearing Iraq Apart While Infighting May Tear ISIS Apart

(Baghdad, Iraq) – Can’t all Islamic Fundamentalists get along? Apparently not. The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), which continues to run roughshod through Iraq, is considered too extreme for Al-Qaeda. Even Iran, the Islamic Fundamentalist republic that uses term like “The Great Satan” and “The Zionist Entity” to refer to its sworn enemies,…

Iraq Attack Means America Might Go Back

(Baghdad, Iraq) – In Iraq, what’s old is what’s new again, as it stands on the precipice of a new civil war. Despite an eight-year presence in Iraq, which began as an invasion under false pretenses by President George W. Bush (R-TX), and ended as a unilateral withdrawal in 2011 by President Barack Obama (D-IL/Kenya),…