In the Oval Office, Sofa So Good

(Washington, DC — March 2, 2017) – An advisor to Donald Trump (R-NY) found a new way to demean, degrade, and dehumanize the Office of the President of the United States. Given everything that’s taken place since January 20, that’s saying something. On February 27, Chancellor Squirrelhead hosted the leaders from the country’s Historically Black Colleges…

Trump Advisor Who Predicted Patriots Victory is a Real Doll

(Washington, DC — January 22, 2017) – Much was made of The Skeletal Kellyanne Conway’s attire during the inauguration of Donald Trump (R-NY). Investigators are now checking to see if her outfit may have a link to yet another scandal for the National Football League’s (NFL) New England Patriots. The Patriots knocked off the Pittsburgh…

A Grave Beginning to a Presidential Campaign

(Scranton, PA — April 15, 2015) – Hugh Rodham’s grave has been desecrated. That’s as in “Hugh Rodham, father of 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.” The overturned tombstone was found yesterday in Scranton’s Washburn Street Cemetery, which is located on Lafayette Street. “We’ve never had problems here in the WSC,” said a Washburn Street…

Brian Williams Under Fire for Iraq Attack Story

(New York, NY — February 4, 2015) – Brian Williams of NBC News has officially joined the litany of journalists and politicians that lied before him. Sadly, it took 12 years to bring the issue to light. Williams, anchor for the NBC Evening News since 2004, admitted yesterday that his spectacular story from the American…

A Bad Break for Toys “R” Us

(Wayne, NJ) – For years, parents and educators have demanded that children’s toys be educational as well as fun for all ages. Be careful what you wish for. Retail giant Toys “R” Us is now educating the youth of America about the world of drug cartels, including the buying, selling, and use of illegal drugs…

Monica Lewinsky Returns to the Present to Bury the Past

(Washington, DC) – The year was 1998. General Motors (GM) produced Oldsmobile and Pontiac. Ford produced Mercury. Americans used Palm Pilots to take notes, share information, and keep their calendars. And the House of Representatives impeached Bill Clinton for “high crimes and misdemeanors” related to his affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The Senate…

I Did Not … Throw … Stones … At That Politician …

(New York, NY) – Senator Rand Paul (R-KY), a possible contender for the Republican 2016 presidential nomination, expressed his views about the supposed “War on Women” being waged by his party, claiming instead that former president Bill Clinton (D-AR) pursued his own war on women. Paul’s appalling comments will no doubt reshape the entire discussion…