Stench O’Trump Grows as Scandals Multiply

(Washington, DC — May 19, 2017) – Over the past two weeks, the White House has produced at least one new scandal – or added to an existing scandal – each day. Today was no exception. Two days ago, Robert Mueller III, the former head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), was hired as…

Hindenburg 80th Anniversary is a Blast from the Past

(Lakehurst, NJ — May 6, 2017) – Ceremonies today marked the 80th anniversary of the destruction of the German dirigible Hindenburg. And, like everything else in 2017, the anniversary took on political overtones, making it a hot time for many. On May 6, 1937, the 804-foot-long Hindenburg, owned and operated by Nazi Germany and en…

For Old Spicey, the Holocaust Was a Gas

(Washington, DC — April 11, 2017) – White House Press Secretary of the Week Sean Spicer today said that Adolf Hitler wasn’t quite as bad as Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. And he made this observation on Passover. Asshole. Old Spicey was referring to the April 4 attack by Droopy Dog on his own people; at…

In Atlanta, I Can’t Drive I-85

(Atlanta, GA — April 1, 2017) – A 700-foot section of Interstate 85 (I-85) in Atlanta buckled and collapsed from a fire on Thursday. The deliberately-set fire raged beneath an overpass during the evening rush hour, and the resulting damage is sure to cause months of headaches for the estimated 400,000 vehicles which use the…

Trump Budget Blueprint Steals from Meals on Wheels

(Arlington, VA — March 22, 2017) – The Trump 2018 Budget Blueprint will shift $54,000,000,000 from civilian programs to military spending, breaking the backs of the country’s middle-class and its most-needy. Neither Donald Trump (R-NY) nor the Republican-controlled Congress seems to care. “In providing tax breaks to corporations and the country’s millionaires and billionaires, the…

The Only Thing We Have to Fear is … Our Toasters?

(Washington, DC — March 14, 2017) – The Skeletal Kellyanne Conway opened another chapter in Wiretappgate on Sunday, offering a new theory about the scandal during an interview with the Bergen Record. And it’s doubtful that the Orange Menace could have come up with this one on his own – though it’s not impossible. On…

In the Oval Office, Sofa So Good

(Washington, DC — March 2, 2017) – An advisor to Donald Trump (R-NY) found a new way to demean, degrade, and dehumanize the Office of the President of the United States. Given everything that’s taken place since January 20, that’s saying something. On February 27, Chancellor Squirrelhead hosted the leaders from the country’s Historically Black Colleges…