Trump Uses Electoral College to Combat Anti-Semitism

(Washington, DC — February 15, 2017) – At today’s press conference, standing side-by-side with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Donald Trump (R-NY) made two very important policy statements. Oy vey. Regarding the issue of peace in the Middle East, and specifically between Israelis and Palestinians, Chancellor Squirrelhead chose to eschew the two-state solution – a…

Address the Gall

(West Palm Beach, FL — February 14, 2017) – On June 23, 2015, candidate Donald Trump (R-NY) rejected the notion of vacations, should he win the White House: “I would rarely leave the White House because there’s so much work to be done. I would not be a president who took vacations. I would not…

Monday Night Massacre

(Washington, DC — January 31, 2017) – Channeling President Richard Nixon (R-CA), Donald Trump (R-NY) fired Acting Attorney General Sally Yates last night. Meet the new crook, same as the old crook. On October 20, 1973, Nixon, neck-deep in the Watergate scandal, ordered the firing of Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox, who was acting against…

On Holocaust Remembrance Day, POTUS Forgets the Jews

(Washington, DC — January 28, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) marked the 72nd anniversary of International Holocaust Remembrance Day in a manner befitting an anti-Semite with neo-Nazi supporters. He neglected to name the religion of the Holocaust’s most-numerous victims: Jews. Not only was a reference to the religion missing from his proclamation, but Chancellor Squirrelhead…

Voter Fraud Rampant at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

(Washington, DC — January 26, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) has been screaming about how massive voter fraud cost him the popular vote in Election 2016. He need no look no further than his Trump Transition Team of Terror (TTTT). At least six of Chancellor Squirrelhead’s closest confidants have been identified as being registered to…

Hate Still Great as Trump Administration Begins

(Cincinnati, OH — January 23, 2017) – During his inaugural address, Donald Trump (R-NY) spoke of “no fear” and putting “America first.” This apparently applies only to a select few of the 330,000,000 people living in the United States. For the rest of America’s citizenry, living under fear, thanks largely to Chancellor Squirrelhead’s major supporters…

American Carnage Terminated Thanks to Trump

(Washington, DC — January 22, 2017) – During his inaugural address, Donald Trump (R-NY) referenced the country’s “American carnage” and declared that it would end. Immediately. Mission accomplished. His “American carnage” reference will likely be one of the most-remembered quotes in inaugural address history: “This American carnage stops right here and stops right now.” The…