Squirrelhead Blows Up Syria

(Washington, DC — April 7, 2017) – Facing a horrific attack by the Syrian government on its own citizens using banned chemical weapons, Donald Trump (R-NY) yesterday sent 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles into the war-torn country, deepening America’s involvement in Syria’s six-year-old civil war while practicing a level of hyperhypocrisy not previously seen in human…

Exxon “Tanks” Alaska on Anniversary of Oil Spill

(Prince William Sound, AK) – Exxon today celebrates the 25th anniversary of the Exxon Valdez oil spill. The celebration isn’t a testament to time, and it isn’t a testament to the resiliency of nature. Rather, it’s a testament to how a major company can commit a major crime and get away with a slap on…