Frat Falls Flat in Case of Race

(Norman, OK — March 10, 2015) – Average, ordinary, everyday Americans like to believe that the country is finally conquering the scourge of racism, bigotry, and hatred. For others, the song remains the same. Over the weekend, racist videos involving students from the University of Oklahoma (OU) came to light, featuring the following racist chants:…

Rice Steamed by Latest Turn of Events

(Baltimore, MD) – Baltimore Raven Ray Rice thought he was in pretty good shape. The former Rutgers athlete was just about to complete his two-game, $529,411 suspension handed down by the National Football League (NFL). After beating the living crap out of fiancé Janay Palmer – leading to his two-game, $529,411 suspension – in an…

Ebola, American Style

(Atlanta, GA) – The latest outbreak of the Ebola virus is showing no signs of slowing down, and as the numbers of the dead and infected continue to climb, so do the number of countries with citizens showing symptoms of the disease. The current outbreak began in Guinea in March. More than 1,700 cases of…

Rice Fried by Two-Game NFL Suspension

(Baltimore, MD) – Regarding the American judicial system, athletes in the National Football League (NFL) are among the luckiest citizens in this great country. They are afforded protections seen only in other major-league American sports leagues. And by Hollywood celebrities. And by murderers who are fortunate enough to have the money to pay lawyers-with-no-scruples to…

Delusions Deepen for Hamas on Day 13

(Gaza City, Palestinian Territories) – What happens when you ignore calls for a cease-fire that your enemy has already accepted? You absorb hundreds of hits from your enemy’s precision-guided munitions. What happens when you tell the civilians you’re sworn to protect to stay where they are, even though they’re staying in buildings which house munitions?…

ISIS Tearing Iraq Apart While Infighting May Tear ISIS Apart

(Baghdad, Iraq) – Can’t all Islamic Fundamentalists get along? Apparently not. The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), which continues to run roughshod through Iraq, is considered too extreme for Al-Qaeda. Even Iran, the Islamic Fundamentalist republic that uses term like “The Great Satan” and “The Zionist Entity” to refer to its sworn enemies,…

New York Cab Driver Deems Suspension “Unfare”

(New York, NY) – A New York City cab driver has been suspended for a month by the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission (TLC), and he’s goose-stepping mad about it. Gabriel Diaz, 26, was caught wearing a Nazi armband while driving his cab and picking up fares. While it isn’t illegal in New…