I Spy … A Paranoid Orange Menace

(Washington, DC — March 5, 2017) – Your illegitimate presidential administration is barely six weeks old. You find your handpicked staff producing scandal after scandal after scandal. What’s the best thing to do? Invent a new, totally fictitious scandal! Wiretappgate seems to be the latest installment of the Donald Trump (R-NY) Show, as Chancellor Squirrelhead…

Gorsuch Nominated to Fill Stolen SCOTUS Seat

(Washington, DC — February 1, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) last evening nominated Colorado Federal Appeals Court Judge Neil Gorsuch to fill the vacant seat left by untimely death of Associate Justice Antonin Scalia. Let four years of filibusters begin. On February 13, 2016, Scalia was found dead at the Cibolo Creek Ranch resort in…

Giuliani Unhinged: Dishonor for Hizzoner

(New York, NY — October 3, 2016) – Multiple Republicans continue to defend presidential candidate Donald Trump (R-NY), proving the Orange Menace is not alone in making outrageous, unsubstantiated claims which stretch the bounds of imagination and credibility. While speaking with ABC’s George Snuffleupagus on October 2, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R-NY) channeled…

Obama is an American, Trump Declares

(Washington, DC) — September 16, 2016 – “President Barack Obama was born in the United States. Period.” With those ten words, Donald Trump (R-NY), King of the Birthers, the Trumpist Brownshirts, and the Deplorables, today admitted for the first time that President Obama (D-IL) is indeed a legitimate, American-born citizen. There’s been no word yet…

Melaniagate Scandal Dominates Day One Plus of RNC Convention

(July 19, 2016 — Nuremberg (formerly known as Cleveland), OH) – Opening night at the Republican National Convention was supposed to provide the country with a unified, error-free introduction to Donald Trump (R-NY), the man who would be POTUS. Following his current spouse’s speech, that concept was shot to hell. Melania Trump – the third…

Latest POTUS Candidate May Ensure a Female President in 2017

(Seneca, SC — May 20, 2015) – Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has alluded to an intention to run for President of the United States in 2016. And that increases the odds that the next President will be a woman. While Graham’s official announcement won’t be made until June 1, political pundits immediately began musing about…

Let the Games Begin!

(Washington, DC — April 14, 2015) – America’s two major political parties finally have at least one candidate each for the 2016 race for the White House. Only about 565 days left until Election Day. On Sunday, Hillary Clinton (D-NY) announced her candidacy via video. The 2008 presidential candidate is starting out her campaigning slowly…