Republican Obstructionists Prepare for Forced Furloughs Akin to Akin

(Washington, DC — January 21, 2018) – Day 2 of the Federal government shutdown arrived with Congress showing little or no movement on ending the standoff that has shuttered the Federal government for the first time since 2013. They can’t even agree on what to call #Shutdown2018 . For their part, Republicans are calling the…

I Spy … A Paranoid Orange Menace

(Washington, DC — March 5, 2017) – Your illegitimate presidential administration is barely six weeks old. You find your handpicked staff producing scandal after scandal after scandal. What’s the best thing to do? Invent a new, totally fictitious scandal! Wiretappgate seems to be the latest installment of the Donald Trump (R-NY) Show, as Chancellor Squirrelhead…

McDonnell Springs Back into Action

(Virginia Beach, VA — February 5, 2017) – Governor Bob McDonnell (R-VA) is a practicing lawyer once again. Wait a second. This is the same Bob McDonnell who nearly became Mitt Romney’s (R-MA) running mate in 2012. This is the same Bob McDonnell of McDonnellgate fame. This is the same Bob McDonnell who accepted more…

Gorsuch Nominated to Fill Stolen SCOTUS Seat

(Washington, DC — February 1, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) last evening nominated Colorado Federal Appeals Court Judge Neil Gorsuch to fill the vacant seat left by untimely death of Associate Justice Antonin Scalia. Let four years of filibusters begin. On February 13, 2016, Scalia was found dead at the Cibolo Creek Ranch resort in…

Walker Walks Away from Election 2016

(Madison, WI — September 21, 2015) – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker (R-WI) has suspended his presidential campaign, ending a 71-day campaign which never really got off the ground. Walker’s exit means there are only 15 remaining Republicans – as well as five Democrats and one Independent – vying for the highest office in the land,…

Newspaper Issues Heartfelt Apologies for Misquoting Christie Aide, Gubernatorial Endorsement

(Newark, NJ) – Embattled New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (R-NJ) got something of a break today, as he received an apology for something done to his allies, which is a switch because, as of late, Christie has been doing nothing but issuing apologies for his allies regarding the Bridgegate scandal. “Bridgegate” refers to the September…