First Inaugural Address of Chancellor Squirrelhead, Illegitimate POTUS

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…

Squirrelhead Donald Chews the Fat with a Side of Misogyny

(New York, NY — October 4, 2016) – There’s no shortage in Donald Trump’s (R-NY) Bag-O-Insults, but people with weight problems – or perceived weight problems – appear to have borne the brunt of Squirrelhead Donald’s wrath over the past two weeks. The current string of insults began during the first presidential debate on September…

May the Door Be With You

(London, England) – Science fiction is a genre of literature. In reality, it isn’t dangerous in everyday life. Or is it? The next Star Wars movie – Star Wars: Episode VII – is being shot just outside of London. It brings back many of the beloved characters from the “original” movies, such as Luke Skywalker…