War on the Press Waged by the Fourth Reich

(Washington, DC — February 25, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) barred several news outlets from attending an informal press briefing yesterday, taking yet another step towards controlling the nation’s news resources and further eroding the First Amendment. The list of attendees for the non-televised “gaggle” of reporters was closely controlled by Press Secretary of the…

Trump’s Willingness to Debate is Debatable

(Washington, DC — September 7, 2016) – After weeks of flip-flopping, interspersed with deafening silence, Donald Trump (R-NY) agreed to participate in the three presidential debates, slated for September and October, against Democratic rival Hillary Clinton (D-NY). Whether he will change his mind yet again is debatable. Squirrelhead Donald first complained that Democrats were rigging…

Major Idiot

(Washington, DC — July 16, 2015) – In the aftermath of the Brian Williams debacle, one might think that television news personalities would be working harder and smarter at their jobs. Apparently that’s not the case. At Wednesday’s White House news conference, dedicated mainly to Tuesday’s nuclear deal with Iran, CBS White House Correspondent Major Garrett put…

Don’t Cry for Him, Argentina

(New York, NY — February 23, 2015) – When Brian Williams was suspended by NBC earlier this month, fellow “journalist” Bill O’Reilly from Fox News came to his defense. Liars apparently travel in pairs. On February 4, Williams admitted embellishing a 2003 story at the beginning of Operation Iraqi Freedom. The original story had his…

Storm Totals Top Tenacious Topper’s Top Transvaluation

(Washington, DC — February 21, 2015) – As the 16th named winter storm of 2014-2015 – Winter Storm Pandora – pummeled the East Coast, many Washingtonians found themselves once again shaking their heads at the National Weather Service (NWS). Sixteen storms, 16 missed forecasts, 100% lack of accuracy. Once again, the NWS, the National Oceanographic…

ISIS Tearing Iraq Apart While Infighting May Tear ISIS Apart

(Baghdad, Iraq) – Can’t all Islamic Fundamentalists get along? Apparently not. The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), which continues to run roughshod through Iraq, is considered too extreme for Al-Qaeda. Even Iran, the Islamic Fundamentalist republic that uses term like “The Great Satan” and “The Zionist Entity” to refer to its sworn enemies,…

Isis vs. ISIS

(New York, NY) – The world has watched in horror and amazement as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) – a Sunni Islamic Fundamentalist group – has run roughshod through Iraq, capturing towns such as Aleppo, Fallujah, and Mosul, while forcing government forces to flee for their lives. ISIS, an offshoot of Al-Qaeda,…