War on the Press Waged by the Fourth Reich

(Washington, DC — February 25, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) barred several news outlets from attending an informal press briefing yesterday, taking yet another step towards controlling the nation’s news resources and further eroding the First Amendment. The list of attendees for the non-televised “gaggle” of reporters was closely controlled by Press Secretary of the…

Trump’s Willingness to Debate is Debatable

(Washington, DC — September 7, 2016) – After weeks of flip-flopping, interspersed with deafening silence, Donald Trump (R-NY) agreed to participate in the three presidential debates, slated for September and October, against Democratic rival Hillary Clinton (D-NY). Whether he will change his mind yet again is debatable. Squirrelhead Donald first complained that Democrats were rigging…

A Plagiarist Calls out the Husband of a Plagiarist

(Atlanta, GA — August 1, 2016) – The campaign staff for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump (R-NY) find themselves embroiled in another plagiarism-related controversy. But this time, it’s not due to anything any of his supporters or family members said or did. The campaign has yet to fully recover from Melaniagate, the scandal in which…

Birthday Wishes: William Shakespeare

(Stratford-upon-Avon, England — April 23, 2015) – William Shakespeare quietly celebrated his 451st birthday today. As announced last year, the Folger Shakespeare Library is still planning on publishing a new Shakespeare book – containing an updated history of The Bard plus a one-act Shakespeare-like play – but the details are still being worked out, according…

CNN Calls Election Day Results – One Day Early

(Atlanta, GA) – CNN has called the results for Election Day 2014. And they’ve done it one day before the majority of voters go to the polls. Traditionally, news outlets don’t release their predictions until the polls close on election night. But in an age of 24-hour news cycles, some “reputable” news organizations want to…

GM May Hold Key to MH370 Disappearance

(Detroit, MI) – Malaysian Airlines MH370 disappeared six weeks ago. Its whereabouts are still unknown, but that hasn’t meant complete silence regarding the mystery. In fact, it’s been just the opposite. Since then, it’s been six weeks of false leads. Six weeks of contradictory information. Six weeks of information leaking out piece by piece. Six…

Major Political Parties Argue Over Who’s Less Racist

(Washington, DC) – Another Democrat in the House of Representatives has accused the Republican Party, and its supporters, of being racist. Racism in politics. What else is new? Representative Steve Israel (D-NY) recently told CNN – taking a five-minute break from its non-stop coverage of the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines MH370 – that “the Republican…