Chancellor Squirrelhead Attempts to CAPITALIZE on His Iran Threats

(Washington, DC — July 23, 2018) – Chancellor Squirrelhead sought relief from a very bad week – during which he committed treason while outing his complicity in Russia’s rigging of the 2016 presidential election. So, late Sunday night, while relieving himself, he decided to target Iran. “It’s ironic – or maybe a bit sick –…

Address the Gall

(West Palm Beach, FL — February 14, 2017) – On June 23, 2015, candidate Donald Trump (R-NY) rejected the notion of vacations, should he win the White House: “I would rarely leave the White House because there’s so much work to be done. I would not be a president who took vacations. I would not…

Trouble Brewing for Starbucks over Trump Immigration Crisis

(Seattle, WA — January 30, 2017) Donald Trump’s (R-NY) ban on immigrants is having far-reaching consequences, many of which likely were not anticipated when the edict was handed down on January 27. For some, it’s working them into a froth not unlike the one found on your favorite latte. Many politicians, nations, and individuals have…

Trump’s Willingness to Debate is Debatable

(Washington, DC — September 7, 2016) – After weeks of flip-flopping, interspersed with deafening silence, Donald Trump (R-NY) agreed to participate in the three presidential debates, slated for September and October, against Democratic rival Hillary Clinton (D-NY). Whether he will change his mind yet again is debatable. Squirrelhead Donald first complained that Democrats were rigging…

O’Reilly Links Slavery to Good Food and Pleasant Lodging

(New York, NY — July 28, 2016) – First Lady Michelle Obama’s speech at the Democratic National Convention on Monday was both stirring and historic. And not just because Melania Trump was sitting in the front row, furiously scribbling notes on a yellow legal pad. One line in particular has received an oversized share of…

Don’t Cry for Him, Argentina

(New York, NY — February 23, 2015) – When Brian Williams was suspended by NBC earlier this month, fellow “journalist” Bill O’Reilly from Fox News came to his defense. Liars apparently travel in pairs. On February 4, Williams admitted embellishing a 2003 story at the beginning of Operation Iraqi Freedom. The original story had his…

Brian Williams Suspended by NBC – No Lie

(New York, NY — February 10, 2015) – NBC today suspended Brian Williams, its lead anchor and host of NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams, for six months without pay. And, as part of his punishment, the show will be re-named NBC Nightly Lies with Brian Williams upon his return. Friends, family, and supporters immediately…