War on the Press Waged by the Fourth Reich

(Washington, DC — February 25, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) barred several news outlets from attending an informal press briefing yesterday, taking yet another step towards controlling the nation’s news resources and further eroding the First Amendment. The list of attendees for the non-televised “gaggle” of reporters was closely controlled by Press Secretary of the…

Trump’s Willingness to Debate is Debatable

(Washington, DC — September 7, 2016) – After weeks of flip-flopping, interspersed with deafening silence, Donald Trump (R-NY) agreed to participate in the three presidential debates, slated for September and October, against Democratic rival Hillary Clinton (D-NY). Whether he will change his mind yet again is debatable. Squirrelhead Donald first complained that Democrats were rigging…

Conspiracy Theorists Conspire About What Made Scalia Expire

(Marfa, TX — February 16, 2016) – Three days after the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, it seems that the questions keep multiplying exponentially as more facts are revealed. And the nation’s conspiracy theorists are happier than Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas enjoying a can of Coke. The 79-year-old Scalia was found dead…

Major Idiot

(Washington, DC — July 16, 2015) – In the aftermath of the Brian Williams debacle, one might think that television news personalities would be working harder and smarter at their jobs. Apparently that’s not the case. At Wednesday’s White House news conference, dedicated mainly to Tuesday’s nuclear deal with Iran, CBS White House Correspondent Major Garrett put…

Republicans Flip Out as They Flip-Flop Away

(Wasilla, AK — June 30, 2015) – For the first time since it became law in 2010, Republicans are thankful for Obamacare. It covers whiplash. On June 16, Donald Trump announced his candidacy for President of the United States. During his choreographed press conference (he paid people to cheer him on), Trump accused Mexico of…

Don’t Cry for Him, Argentina

(New York, NY — February 23, 2015) – When Brian Williams was suspended by NBC earlier this month, fellow “journalist” Bill O’Reilly from Fox News came to his defense. Liars apparently travel in pairs. On February 4, Williams admitted embellishing a 2003 story at the beginning of Operation Iraqi Freedom. The original story had his…

Brian Williams Suspended by NBC – No Lie

(New York, NY — February 10, 2015) – NBC today suspended Brian Williams, its lead anchor and host of NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams, for six months without pay. And, as part of his punishment, the show will be re-named NBC Nightly Lies with Brian Williams upon his return. Friends, family, and supporters immediately…