Unfounded Paranoia Makes Shoppers a Faux Target at Targét

(Orlando, FL — February 27, 2017) – Skittish Targét shoppers continue to take solace in the few and the proud who are protecting them whenever nature calls. More than 11 months ago, on March 23, 2016, North Carolina enacted the Public Facilities Privacy & Security Act – commonly known as the Bathroom Bill, or HB2…

War on the Press Waged by the Fourth Reich

(Washington, DC — February 25, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) barred several news outlets from attending an informal press briefing yesterday, taking yet another step towards controlling the nation’s news resources and further eroding the First Amendment. The list of attendees for the non-televised “gaggle” of reporters was closely controlled by Press Secretary of the…

Swedish Massaker

(Melbourne, FL — February 19, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) chose this location to prove once again that he has the IQ of a meatball. A Swedish meatball. Yesterday’s Nuremberg rally – apparently Chancellor Squirrelhead is still in “campaign mode” – brought to light yet another massacre that’s now attributable to an administration in complete…