First Inaugural Address of Chancellor Squirrelhead, Illegitimate POTUS

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…

Profiles in Discouragement: Scott Baio

In honor of this week’s coronation of Donald Trump (R-NY) as the 2016 GOP candidate for POTUS Führer, FLATLINE is taking a look at some of the outstanding speakers and presenters at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland (temporarily re-named Nuremberg). (July 18, 2016 — Nuremberg (formerly known as Cleveland), OH) – Actor Scott Baio…

Isis vs. ISIS

(New York, NY) – The world has watched in horror and amazement as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) – a Sunni Islamic Fundamentalist group – has run roughshod through Iraq, capturing towns such as Aleppo, Fallujah, and Mosul, while forcing government forces to flee for their lives. ISIS, an offshoot of Al-Qaeda,…