First Inaugural Address of Chancellor Squirrelhead, Illegitimate POTUS

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…

DEPLORABLE!

(New York, NY — November 9, 2016) – Americans have chosen an anti-Asian, anti-Catholic, anti-disabled, anti-Hispanic, anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim, anti-obesity, anti-Semitic, anti-veteran, homophobic, hypocritical, misogynistic, narcissistic, paranoid, pathologically lying, pro-Klan, psychopathic, racist, schizophrenic, small-membered, sociopathic, treasonous, xenophobic bully as their 45th president. Polls had consistently shown Hillary Clinton (D-NY) winning the presidency with over a 90%…

Kerry: Climate Change is a WMD

(Washington, DC) – Secretary of State John Kerry (D-MA) today called climate change a “weapon of mass destruction” (WMD) and urged developing nations to follow the lead of the United States in negating the processes that contribute to the global climate issue. Not that those in the United States are in agreement on the subject.…