First Inaugural Address of Chancellor Squirrelhead, Illegitimate POTUS

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…

DEPLORABLE!

(New York, NY — November 9, 2016) – Americans have chosen an anti-Asian, anti-Catholic, anti-disabled, anti-Hispanic, anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim, anti-obesity, anti-Semitic, anti-veteran, homophobic, hypocritical, misogynistic, narcissistic, paranoid, pathologically lying, pro-Klan, psychopathic, racist, schizophrenic, small-membered, sociopathic, treasonous, xenophobic bully as their 45th president. Polls had consistently shown Hillary Clinton (D-NY) winning the presidency with over a 90%…

NIH Going Green with Literature Searching

(Bethesda, MD — May 8, 2015) – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has been a trailblazer in the greening of Federal agencies, installing solar panels on buildings – such as the Porter Neuroscience Research Center II (PNRC II) – and updating the lighting in most of its facilities. Now it’s ready to take its…

Kerry: Climate Change is a WMD

(Washington, DC) – Secretary of State John Kerry (D-MA) today called climate change a “weapon of mass destruction” (WMD) and urged developing nations to follow the lead of the United States in negating the processes that contribute to the global climate issue. Not that those in the United States are in agreement on the subject.…