Trump Slams Terror in Saint Petersburg – No, the Other One

(Saint Petersburg, Russia — April 3, 2017) – A shrapnel-filled explosive device detonated today between two train stations in Russia’s Saint Petersburg, killing 10 and wounding more than 30. True to form, Donald Trump (R-NY) took to Twitter to share his misinformed and inappropriate musings just hours after the blast. The attack occurred on a…

Don’t Cry for Him, Argentina

(New York, NY — February 23, 2015) – When Brian Williams was suspended by NBC earlier this month, fellow “journalist” Bill O’Reilly from Fox News came to his defense. Liars apparently travel in pairs. On February 4, Williams admitted embellishing a 2003 story at the beginning of Operation Iraqi Freedom. The original story had his…

Brian Williams Under Fire for Iraq Attack Story

(New York, NY — February 4, 2015) – Brian Williams of NBC News has officially joined the litany of journalists and politicians that lied before him. Sadly, it took 12 years to bring the issue to light. Williams, anchor for the NBC Evening News since 2004, admitted yesterday that his spectacular story from the American…

As Ebola Spreads, ISIS Rallies Pandemic to Its Cause

(Washington, DC) – As Ebola hysteria grips the United States, the scope and facts about the disease become less clear by the hour. Over the past few weeks, hospitals and medical institutes have consistently lied to the American public. Additionally, politicians – hot in the throes of Election 2014 – are playing the “blame game”…

Amusement Park Apologizes to Marine for Not-So-Great Adventure

(Jackson, NJ) – In March 2003, Marine Mario Alejandro participated in the first wave of American fighters in Iraq. Eleven years later, the former Marine – classified as disabled, due to the Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) he sustained while serving in the military – found himself fighting for admission to the Six Flags Great Adventure…

Shazam! Obama Attacks ISIS in Iraq

(Washington, DC) – President Obama (D-IL/Kenya) authorized limited airstrikes in Iraq on Thursday, becoming the fourth consecutive president to order attacks on Iraqi soil. [FLATLINEgov predicted such a return on June 16, 2014.] Obama assured average, ordinary, everyday Americans that Operation Shazam! would be limited in scope. Predictably, there were those who supported his actions,…

Delusions Deepen for Hamas on Day 13

(Gaza City, Palestinian Territories) – What happens when you ignore calls for a cease-fire that your enemy has already accepted? You absorb hundreds of hits from your enemy’s precision-guided munitions. What happens when you tell the civilians you’re sworn to protect to stay where they are, even though they’re staying in buildings which house munitions?…