I Spy … A Paranoid Orange Menace

(Washington, DC — March 5, 2017) – Your illegitimate presidential administration is barely six weeks old. You find your handpicked staff producing scandal after scandal after scandal. What’s the best thing to do? Invent a new, totally fictitious scandal! Wiretappgate seems to be the latest installment of the Donald Trump (R-NY) Show, as Chancellor Squirrelhead…

Ivanka Buy Some Stuff – But Not Her Stuff

(Washington, DC — February 11, 2017) – The “Trump” brand continued to sink in both value and respect as additional retailers decided to drop items sold by Donald Trump (R-NY) and his family. The Titanic stayed afloat longer than the Trump family’s reputation. The retail bloodbath began on February 3, when Nordstrom announced it was…

Trump Advisor Who Predicted Patriots Victory is a Real Doll

(Washington, DC — January 22, 2017) – Much was made of The Skeletal Kellyanne Conway’s attire during the inauguration of Donald Trump (R-NY). Investigators are now checking to see if her outfit may have a link to yet another scandal for the National Football League’s (NFL) New England Patriots. The Patriots knocked off the Pittsburgh…

The Bane of Our Existence

(Washington, DC — January 21, 2017) – The Republican Party got caught with its pants down – or, at least, Melania Trump’s pants – during the Republican National Convention, thanks to her acts of plagiarism. It looks like Republicans have learned nothing from that scandal. Melaniagate began on July 19 in Cleveland (temporarily known as…

Trump Exhibits Poor Discretion in Nominating Sessions

(New York, NY — November 18, 2016) – The Republican Right – and the ALT-RIGHT – continued to exult as the Trump Transition Team of Terror (TTTT) extended its march to nominating a “dream team” of staff and officials eager to do their bidding. The rest of America – and the sane world – can…

Today’s Tally: Michelle Obama 1, Inbred Hicks 0

(Clay, WV — November 15, 2016) – The election of Donald Trump (R-NY) as President of the United States has helped open the floodgates of racial animosity and hatred, and it has been repeated again and again in some of America’s largest cities and towns. But outrage can still be generated from incidents in the…

A Plagiarist Calls out the Husband of a Plagiarist

(Atlanta, GA — August 1, 2016) – The campaign staff for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump (R-NY) find themselves embroiled in another plagiarism-related controversy. But this time, it’s not due to anything any of his supporters or family members said or did. The campaign has yet to fully recover from Melaniagate, the scandal in which…