I Spy … A Paranoid Orange Menace

(Washington, DC — March 5, 2017) – Your illegitimate presidential administration is barely six weeks old. You find your handpicked staff producing scandal after scandal after scandal. What’s the best thing to do? Invent a new, totally fictitious scandal! Wiretappgate seems to be the latest installment of the Donald Trump (R-NY) Show, as Chancellor Squirrelhead…

The Bane of Our Existence

(Washington, DC — January 21, 2017) – The Republican Party got caught with its pants down – or, at least, Melania Trump’s pants – during the Republican National Convention, thanks to her acts of plagiarism. It looks like Republicans have learned nothing from that scandal. Melaniagate began on July 19 in Cleveland (temporarily known as…

Trump Exhibits Poor Discretion in Nominating Sessions

(New York, NY — November 18, 2016) – The Republican Right – and the ALT-RIGHT – continued to exult as the Trump Transition Team of Terror (TTTT) extended its march to nominating a “dream team” of staff and officials eager to do their bidding. The rest of America – and the sane world – can…

Today’s Tally: Michelle Obama 1, Inbred Hicks 0

(Clay, WV — November 15, 2016) – The election of Donald Trump (R-NY) as President of the United States has helped open the floodgates of racial animosity and hatred, and it has been repeated again and again in some of America’s largest cities and towns. But outrage can still be generated from incidents in the…

A Plagiarist Calls out the Husband of a Plagiarist

(Atlanta, GA — August 1, 2016) – The campaign staff for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump (R-NY) find themselves embroiled in another plagiarism-related controversy. But this time, it’s not due to anything any of his supporters or family members said or did. The campaign has yet to fully recover from Melaniagate, the scandal in which…

O’Reilly Links Slavery to Good Food and Pleasant Lodging

(New York, NY — July 28, 2016) – First Lady Michelle Obama’s speech at the Democratic National Convention on Monday was both stirring and historic. And not just because Melania Trump was sitting in the front row, furiously scribbling notes on a yellow legal pad. One line in particular has received an oversized share of…

E-mailgate III Rains on Democrats’ Philadelphia Party

(Philadelphia, PA — July 25, 2016) – Three weeks ago, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) cleared presidential candidate Hillary Clinton (R-NY) of any wrongdoing with regard to her use of a private E-mail server located in her New York home’s basement. Clinton was no doubt relieved to put the whole questionable E-mail situation –…