ARMAGEDDON!

(Washington, DC — January 20, 2017) – An adulterous, anti-Asian, anti-Catholic, anti-disabled, anti-Hispanic, anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim, anti-obesity, anti-Semitic, anti-veteran, homophobic, Islamophobic, hypocritical, misogynistic, narcissistic, paranoid, pathologically lying, pro-Klan, psychopathic, racist, schizophrenic, small-membered, sociopathic, treasonous, xenophobic bully is now President of the United States. As the End Times are levied upon us, in Donald Trump (R-NY) America…

For What Else Can the GOP Blame Obama? Pearl Harbor!

(Honolulu, HI — December 7, 2016) – Americans today solemnly reflected on the 75th anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Well, most Americans. The surprise attack on that Sunday morning in 1941 drew the United States into World War II. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt (D-NY) referred to December 7, 1941, as “a date…

Uproar over Hillary’s Health Makes Many Ill

(Washington, DC — September 13, 2016) – As the faux furor over Hillary Clinton’s (D-NY) bout with pneumonia continued, many debated why this was such a hot-button issue this campaign season. “It’s possible she’s being targeted for being weak because she’s a woman,” said a psychologist, speaking on condition of anonymity. “That’s what people like…

For Some, Running for President Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree

(Collooney, Ireland — September 16, 2015) – American politics is replete with family dynasties: John and John Quincy Adams; William Henry and Benjamin Harrison; Theodore and Franklin Delano Roosevelt; George H.W. and George W. Bush; Bill and Hillary Clinton; and Kim and Nathan Davis. And then there are those whose political involvement has nothing to…