I Spy … A Paranoid Orange Menace

(Washington, DC — March 5, 2017) – Your illegitimate presidential administration is barely six weeks old. You find your handpicked staff producing scandal after scandal after scandal. What’s the best thing to do? Invent a new, totally fictitious scandal! Wiretappgate seems to be the latest installment of the Donald Trump (R-NY) Show, as Chancellor Squirrelhead…

Trump Disapproval Numbers are YUUUGE!!! as Buyer’s Remorse Sets In

(Washington, DC — January 30, 2017) Donald Trump (R-NY) is “winning” at something; he has succeeded in turning at least half the country against him. That didn’t take long. It took Chancellor Squirrelhead a mere eight days – 8 – to reach a 50% disapproval rating, adding to his status as the first illegitimate President…

Trump to Freely Void Vaunted Presidential Medals of Freedom

(Washington, DC — January 15, 2017) – The President of the United States giveth, and the President of the United States taketh away. That’s a lesson Vice-President Joe Biden (D-DE) seems to be learning on the fly. President Obama (D-IL) presented Biden with the Presidential Medal of Freedom on January 12. The presentation was a…

Uproar over Hillary’s Health Makes Many Ill

(Washington, DC — September 13, 2016) – As the faux furor over Hillary Clinton’s (D-NY) bout with pneumonia continued, many debated why this was such a hot-button issue this campaign season. “It’s possible she’s being targeted for being weak because she’s a woman,” said a psychologist, speaking on condition of anonymity. “That’s what people like…

For Some, Running for President Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree

(Collooney, Ireland — September 16, 2015) – American politics is replete with family dynasties: John and John Quincy Adams; William Henry and Benjamin Harrison; Theodore and Franklin Delano Roosevelt; George H.W. and George W. Bush; Bill and Hillary Clinton; and Kim and Nathan Davis. And then there are those whose political involvement has nothing to…

Beating Around the Bush

(Miami, FL — June 15, 2015) – Bush 41 (George H.W. Bush). Bush 43 (George W. “Shrub” Bush). Could there be a Bush 45 in the country’s future? Banking on the notorious short-term memories of average, ordinary, everyday Americans, Bush (R-FL) today announced his candidacy for President of the United States. “He should have announced…

Brian Williams Under Fire for Iraq Attack Story

(New York, NY — February 4, 2015) – Brian Williams of NBC News has officially joined the litany of journalists and politicians that lied before him. Sadly, it took 12 years to bring the issue to light. Williams, anchor for the NBC Evening News since 2004, admitted yesterday that his spectacular story from the American…