Electoral College Certifies First Illegitimate POTUS in American History

(Washington, DC — December 20, 2016) – The Electoral College yesterday failed to perform its Constitutional duty and instead certified Donald Trump (R-NY) as the winner of the 2016 presidential election. Grade for the 2016 Electoral College? FAIL! “The Electoral College has proven that every vote does not count,” said a legal expert from the…

Uproar over Hillary’s Health Makes Many Ill

(Washington, DC — September 13, 2016) – As the faux furor over Hillary Clinton’s (D-NY) bout with pneumonia continued, many debated why this was such a hot-button issue this campaign season. “It’s possible she’s being targeted for being weak because she’s a woman,” said a psychologist, speaking on condition of anonymity. “That’s what people like…

Forty Years Later, the “Long National Nightmare” Continues

(Washington, DC) – On August 8, 1974, President Richard Nixon (R-CA) addressed the country and announced his plans to resign. “I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow,” Nixon told the nation that evening. “Vice President Ford will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office.” On August 9, newly-sworn-in President…

Congress to Obama on Crimea: Do Something!

(Washington, DC) – Schizophrenic Republican lawmakers hammered President Obama (D-IL/Kenya) today for not taking decisive action against Russia for its invasion of Crimea in Ukraine. The same individuals who demanded an end to US involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan are now calling for action against the only country on the planet, other than the United…