Stench O’Trump Grows as Scandals Multiply

(Washington, DC — May 19, 2017) – Over the past two weeks, the White House has produced at least one new scandal – or added to an existing scandal – each day. Today was no exception. Two days ago, Robert Mueller III, the former head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), was hired as…

Mueller to Noodle Around Trump-Russia Connection

(Washington, DC — May 18, 2017) – Former Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Robert Mueller III was named as a special counsel yesterday by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, tasked to investigate Russia’s collusion with Donald Trump (R-NY) and his associates, including but not limited to interference in the 2016 presidential election. Sane Americans…

FBI Director’s Firing Was a Long Time Comey-ing

(Washington, DC — May 10, 2017) – October 20, 1973, is known for the Saturday Night Massacre. Thanks to Donald Trump (R-NY), May 9, 2017, will forever be known as the Tuesday Night Massacre. On October 20, 1973, President Richard Nixon (R-CA), neck-deep in the Watergate scandal, ordered the firing of Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald…

Excuse Me? “Free” Federal Holiday Met with Calls to Impeach Obama

(Washington, DC) – In the spirit of the holiday season, President Obama (D-IL/Kenya) has made December 26, 2014, a Federal holiday by excusing most Federal employees from work. Predictably, Obama’s critics didn’t react to the announcement with cheer. The holiday, announced by Executive Order on Friday, gives non-essential Federal government employees a four-day weekend; Christmas…

Forty Years Later, the “Long National Nightmare” Continues

(Washington, DC) – On August 8, 1974, President Richard Nixon (R-CA) addressed the country and announced his plans to resign. “I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow,” Nixon told the nation that evening. “Vice President Ford will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office.” On August 9, newly-sworn-in President…

Monica Lewinsky Returns to the Present to Bury the Past

(Washington, DC) – The year was 1998. General Motors (GM) produced Oldsmobile and Pontiac. Ford produced Mercury. Americans used Palm Pilots to take notes, share information, and keep their calendars. And the House of Representatives impeached Bill Clinton for “high crimes and misdemeanors” related to his affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The Senate…

I Did Not … Throw … Stones … At That Politician …

(New York, NY) – Senator Rand Paul (R-KY), a possible contender for the Republican 2016 presidential nomination, expressed his views about the supposed “War on Women” being waged by his party, claiming instead that former president Bill Clinton (D-AR) pursued his own war on women. Paul’s appalling comments will no doubt reshape the entire discussion…