Hindenburg 80th Anniversary is a Blast from the Past

(Lakehurst, NJ — May 6, 2017) – Ceremonies today marked the 80th anniversary of the destruction of the German dirigible Hindenburg. And, like everything else in 2017, the anniversary took on political overtones, making it a hot time for many. On May 6, 1937, the 804-foot-long Hindenburg, owned and operated by Nazi Germany and en…

The Greatest Show on Earth Yields to the Greatest Sideshow on Earth

(Ellenton, FL — January 15, 2017) – One circus’ end in 2016 is slated to continue in 2017. Another circus, in existence for 146 years, is slated to close in a matter of months. We’d probably all be better off with the latter. Citing ongoing fights with animal rights groups, coupled with high operating costs…

Trump Exhibits Poor Discretion in Nominating Sessions

(New York, NY — November 18, 2016) – The Republican Right – and the ALT-RIGHT – continued to exult as the Trump Transition Team of Terror (TTTT) extended its march to nominating a “dream team” of staff and officials eager to do their bidding. The rest of America – and the sane world – can…

Squirrelhead Donald Chews the Fat with a Side of Misogyny

(New York, NY — October 4, 2016) – There’s no shortage in Donald Trump’s (R-NY) Bag-O-Insults, but people with weight problems – or perceived weight problems – appear to have borne the brunt of Squirrelhead Donald’s wrath over the past two weeks. The current string of insults began during the first presidential debate on September…

A Tremendous Winner from the Presidential Debate

(Hempstead, NY — September 28, 2016) – The reviews are in from Monday night’s presidential debate at Hofstra University, and conventional wisdom shows Hillary Clinton (D-NY) demolished Donald Trump (R-NY). But it turns out that betting on “conventional wisdom” may not always be wise. Squirrelhead Donald and his loyal sycophants – ranging from Chris Christie…

Trump Chooses Pence Over Pounds

(Washington, DC — July 15, 2016) – Thirteen months after he announced his candidacy for President of the United States, and seven weeks after securing the necessary 1,237 delegates to presumably be the Republican nominee, Donald Trump (R-NY) has chosen Indiana Governor Mike Pence (R-IN) as his running mate. Pence became a hero of the…

Michelle Obama Determined to Change FLOTUS to POTUS

(Chicago, IL — April 1, 2016) – Fearing a total collapse in the Democratic ticket for the November election, First Lady Michelle Obama (D-IL) declared her candidacy for President of the United States today. Her announcement was seen as an immediate threat to Hillary Clinton’s (D-NY) campaign, which has struggled mightily against the insurgent campaign…