Giuliani: “September 11? What’s September 11?”

(New York, NY — August 15, 2016) – The man who became famous for walking around and mumbling “9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11” has now denied that the September 11 attacks ever happened. Psychiatrists and psychologists are now assessing who’s more insane, Rudy “9/11” Giuliani (R-NY) or presidential candidate…

Beating Around the Bush

(Miami, FL — June 15, 2015) – Bush 41 (George H.W. Bush). Bush 43 (George W. “Shrub” Bush). Could there be a Bush 45 in the country’s future? Banking on the notorious short-term memories of average, ordinary, everyday Americans, Bush (R-FL) today announced his candidacy for President of the United States. “He should have announced…