For Old Spicey, the Holocaust Was a Gas

(Washington, DC — April 11, 2017) – White House Press Secretary of the Week Sean Spicer today said that Adolf Hitler wasn’t quite as bad as Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. And he made this observation on Passover. Asshole. Old Spicey was referring to the April 4 attack by Droopy Dog on his own people; at…

Kasich Passes Over Reality in Discussing Passover

(Brooklyn, New York — April 22, 2016) – As Jews across the world prepare to start the celebration of Passover this evening, some can only wonder in amazement at the recognition of the holiday by presidential candidate John Kasich (R-OH). And hopefully, upon recounting his holiday commentary, they won’t throw up in their matzoh ball…

In New Hampshire, Candidates Don’t Take Anything for Granite

(Nashua, NH — February 10, 2016) – Choosing not to follow in Iowa’s footsteps, New Hampshire Republicans decided they’d like to see an anti-Hispanic, anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim, anti-Semitic, anti-veteran, homophobic, misogynistic, pathologically lying, racist, xenophobic bully as the next president of the United States. With almost 98% of precincts reporting, Trump received almost 100,000 votes, or…