Gorsuch Nominated to Fill Stolen SCOTUS Seat

(Washington, DC — February 1, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) last evening nominated Colorado Federal Appeals Court Judge Neil Gorsuch to fill the vacant seat left by untimely death of Associate Justice Antonin Scalia. Let four years of filibusters begin. On February 13, 2016, Scalia was found dead at the Cibolo Creek Ranch resort in…

Congress to Build Trump’s Mexican “Great Wall” – and Make Americans Pay

(Washington, DC — January 6, 2017) – Throughout his presidential campaign, Donald Trump (R-NY) promised his legions of Trumpist Brownshirts that he would build a wall along America’s border with Mexico. Part of that promise included forcing Mexico to pay for its construction. To quote Rick Perry (R-TX): “Oops.” Congressional Republicans today began working on…

Billions to the Border

(Washington, DC) – In 2005, Kanye West famously claimed, “George Bush [R-TX] doesn’t care about black people.” Now it looks like President Obama (D-IL/Kenya) doesn’t care about illegal immigrants. Faced with a border crisis involving tens of thousands of unaccompanied minors arriving from El Salavador, Guatemala, and Honduras, Obama asked Congress this week for $3,700,000,000…

Racism on the Ranch

(Bunkerville, NV) – American history is replete with upstanding citizens who have “Bundy” as their surname: Name Claim to Fame Ted Bundy Serial killer, rapist, kidnapper, and necrophile King Kong Bundy Professional wrestler Carol Bundy Serial killer Make room for one more. Nevada rancher and melon farmer Cliven Bundy, 67, is the talk of the…