GOP’s Obamacare “Replacement” Already on the Books

(Washington, DC — February 25, 2017) – Republicans have been promising to repeal and replace Obamacare since March 23, 2010 – the day it was signed into law. Six years and 11 months later, they still have no viable plan for a replacement of the signature health care law. It turns out they may not…

DEPLORABLE!

(New York, NY — November 9, 2016) – Americans have chosen an anti-Asian, anti-Catholic, anti-disabled, anti-Hispanic, anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim, anti-obesity, anti-Semitic, anti-veteran, homophobic, hypocritical, misogynistic, narcissistic, paranoid, pathologically lying, pro-Klan, psychopathic, racist, schizophrenic, small-membered, sociopathic, treasonous, xenophobic bully as their 45th president. Polls had consistently shown Hillary Clinton (D-NY) winning the presidency with over a 90%…

Republicans Flip Out as They Flip-Flop Away

(Wasilla, AK — June 30, 2015) – For the first time since it became law in 2010, Republicans are thankful for Obamacare. It covers whiplash. On June 16, Donald Trump announced his candidacy for President of the United States. During his choreographed press conference (he paid people to cheer him on), Trump accused Mexico of…

Latest POTUS Candidate May Ensure a Female President in 2017

(Seneca, SC — May 20, 2015) – Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has alluded to an intention to run for President of the United States in 2016. And that increases the odds that the next President will be a woman. While Graham’s official announcement won’t be made until June 1, political pundits immediately began musing about…

As Ebola Spreads, ISIS Rallies Pandemic to Its Cause

(Washington, DC) – As Ebola hysteria grips the United States, the scope and facts about the disease become less clear by the hour. Over the past few weeks, hospitals and medical institutes have consistently lied to the American public. Additionally, politicians – hot in the throes of Election 2014 – are playing the “blame game”…

Ebola, American Style

(Atlanta, GA) – The latest outbreak of the Ebola virus is showing no signs of slowing down, and as the numbers of the dead and infected continue to climb, so do the number of countries with citizens showing symptoms of the disease. The current outbreak began in Guinea in March. More than 1,700 cases of…

Congress Sours on Release of American POW

(Washington, DC) – After five years of captivity at the hands of the Taliban, U.S. Army Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl is a POW no more; he is a free man. Bergdahl is presumably happy. President Obama is pleased. Bergdahl’s parents and relatives are ecstatic. Bergdahl’s hometown in Idaho is planning a celebration. Members of Congress? Not…