Trump’s Promises Short on Performance

(Washington, DC — February 20, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) today marked one month of being the Leader of the Free World. That’s no more comforting than it was a month ago. For sane Americans, it seems like years ago that Squirrelhead Donald became Chancellor Squirrelhead, the first illegitimate President of the United States. “It’s…

Trump to Journalist: Plant Your Kippah-Wearing Keister

(Washington, DC — February 17, 2017) – At his press conference yesterday, Donald Trump (R-NY), went completely off the rails in claiming he is definitely, absolutely, positively not an anti-Semite. Bad news for Chancellor Squirrelhead: If you have to go out of your way to proclaim that you’re not an anti-Semite, it means you’re an…

Trump to Journalist: Call for an Appointment

(Washington, DC — February 16, 2017) – At today’s press conference, Donald Trump (R-NY) went completely off the rails in thinking that a journalist could set up a meeting for him with a group of Congressmen. For the record, “no” is the correct answer. After claiming that he received a larger share of the African-American…

Don’t Know Much about Black History Month

(Washington, DC — February 2, 2017) – The Trump administration today committed a dual faux pas in trying to be respectful in honoring Black History Month. “Chancellor Squirrelhead” and “respect” don’t exactly go together. At a Black History month event, Chancellor Squirrelhead invoked the name of abolitionist Frederick Douglass: “Frederick Douglass is an example of…