Patriotism OK – One Day a Year

(Washington, DC — January 24, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) could have chosen any one of a number of issues to address during his first hours in office. Not surprisingly, he decided to act on one to satisfy his serial malignant narcissism. Chancellor Squirrelhead designated January 20, 2017, as the National Day of Patriotic Devotion…

Politicians Practice Vaccination Vacillation

(Washington, DC — February 4, 2015) – Playing to their base, politicians have entered the fray of an age-old question: To vaccinate or not to vaccinate? Meanwhile, average, ordinary, everyday Americans are hoping for a “mute” vaccine to use on these politicians. Ever since a recent measles outbreak in California, vaccination has been a hot…

NJ Lawmakers Continue Assault on Common Sense

(Trenton, NJ) – They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. It looks like New Jersey politicians are learning-impaired as well. Just one week ago, FLATLINEgov profiled the state’s legislative efforts to designate August 14, 2014, as the “Half St. Valentine’s Day” holiday. In spite of high property taxes and a budget shortfall…

NJ Prepares for Hot Time on August Valentine’s Day

(Trenton, NJ) – Just like the nation’s other 49 states, New Jersey has its share of problems. Property taxes are among the highest in the nation. A projected $2 billion budget shortfall for the next two fiscal years has forced Governor Chris Christie (R-NJ) – a possible presidential candidate for 2016 – to dip into…