Trump Gives Transgender Soldiers a One-Fingered Salute

(Washington, DC — July 26, 2017) – A man who has never served one day in the United States military – and received four draft deferments during the Vietnam War while 58,000 of his fellow citizens fought and died between 1956 and 1975 – decided today to exclude a segment of America’s population from the…

Conspiracy Theorists Conspire About What Made Scalia Expire

(Marfa, TX — February 16, 2016) – Three days after the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, it seems that the questions keep multiplying exponentially as more facts are revealed. And the nation’s conspiracy theorists are happier than Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas enjoying a can of Coke. The 79-year-old Scalia was found dead…

Americans Prepare to Say “See Ya!” to Scalia

(Marfa, TX — February 15, 2016) – Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, 79, was found dead at the Cibolo Creek Ranch resort here on Saturday, apparently from natural causes. His death brings to a close a 30-year career on the United States Supreme Court. It also means that the Art Modell Suite on the 14th…

Gay Marriage Legalized as Resistance Continues

(Washington, DC — June 26, 2015) – By a 5-4 vote, the Supreme Court today decided in favor of gay marriage, bringing tears of joy to gay rights supporters and tears of anger and rage to conservatives and gay rights detractors. Same-sex couples rushed to courthouses all over America, applying for and being granted marriage…

For Some, Amtrak and America on the Wrong Track

(Philadelphia, PA — May 13, 2015) – A “horrific scene” greeted investigators and emergency personnel today as they combed through the wreckage of last night’s Amtrak derailment. Over 200 passengers and crew were injured, and at least seven died as the train – running from Washington, DC to New York – derailed around 9:30pm last…

Frat Falls Flat in Case of Race

(Norman, OK — March 10, 2015) – Average, ordinary, everyday Americans like to believe that the country is finally conquering the scourge of racism, bigotry, and hatred. For others, the song remains the same. Over the weekend, racist videos involving students from the University of Oklahoma (OU) came to light, featuring the following racist chants:…

Democrats Discuss Decisive and Devastating Defeat in Election 2014

(Annapolis, MD) – Democrats are still silently searching for answers as to why Election 2014 went so badly for them on November 3. Their silence is deafening. Election 2014 handed control of the Senate to the Republican Party and increased Republican control in the House of Representatives. Several races for governor also tilted towards the…