Turtlehead Blows Up Congress

(Washington, DC — April 7, 2017) – Facing an unbreakable filibuster on Donald Trump’s (R-NY) choice for the next Supreme Court Justice, Senate Republicans yesterday chose to implement the “Nuclear Option” to ram through the nominee. The Senate is dead. Long live the Senate. The seat on the SCOTUS has been vacant since February 13,…

Turtlehead Snaps at Warren

(Washington, DC — February 8, 2017) – The Party of Misogyny was on full display today as Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) dressed down Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) for speaking the truth about Senator Jeff Sessions (R-AL), a racist piece of slime who’s in line to become the nation’s next attorney general. “Nevertheless, she…

Gorsuch Nominated to Fill Stolen SCOTUS Seat

(Washington, DC — February 1, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) last evening nominated Colorado Federal Appeals Court Judge Neil Gorsuch to fill the vacant seat left by untimely death of Associate Justice Antonin Scalia. Let four years of filibusters begin. On February 13, 2016, Scalia was found dead at the Cibolo Creek Ranch resort in…

Continental Divide

(New York, NY — November 11, 2016) – Thousands of Americans took to the streets on Wednesday and Thursday to protest the election of Donald Trump (R-NY) as the 45th President of the United States. Like it will matter. On Wednesday, Squirrelhead Donald called for reconciliation, but if these protests are any indication, that ship…

Editorial: Endorsement of Donald Trump

FLATLINE is proud to endorse Donald Trump (R-NY). But not for President of the United States of America. The list of fine, upstanding publications which have endorsed Squirrelhead Donald for POTUS is quite thin: the Antelope Valley Press (Palmdale, CA); the Florida Times-Union (Jacksonville, FL); the Las Vegas Review-Journal; the Santa Barbara News-Press; the St.…

Obama Selects Garland for SCOTUS as #ImpeachThe54 Gains Traction

(Washington, DC — March 16, 2016) – President Obama (D-IL/Kenya) did an about-face today in selecting Merrick Garland, Chief Judge of the US Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit, to serve as the next Supreme Court Justice. Earlier reports had Obama selecting Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to fill the vacancy…