Stench O’Trump Grows as Scandals Multiply

(Washington, DC — May 19, 2017) – Over the past two weeks, the White House has produced at least one new scandal – or added to an existing scandal – each day. Today was no exception. Two days ago, Robert Mueller III, the former head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), was hired as…

War on the Press Waged by the Fourth Reich

(Washington, DC — February 25, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) barred several news outlets from attending an informal press briefing yesterday, taking yet another step towards controlling the nation’s news resources and further eroding the First Amendment. The list of attendees for the non-televised “gaggle” of reporters was closely controlled by Press Secretary of the…

Arizona a Pain in the Assets

(Phoenix, AZ — February 23, 2017) – Tired of the daily protests against their Führer, Arizona state senators voted yesterday to violate the United States Constitution by violating their own constituents. SB1142 – the “Take Those Worthless Un-American Democrats and Shut ‘Em Down Act” – expands Arizona’s organized crime laws and applies them to average,…

Turtlehead Snaps at Warren

(Washington, DC — February 8, 2017) – The Party of Misogyny was on full display today as Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) dressed down Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) for speaking the truth about Senator Jeff Sessions (R-AL), a racist piece of slime who’s in line to become the nation’s next attorney general. “Nevertheless, she…

Gorsuch Nominated to Fill Stolen SCOTUS Seat

(Washington, DC — February 1, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) last evening nominated Colorado Federal Appeals Court Judge Neil Gorsuch to fill the vacant seat left by untimely death of Associate Justice Antonin Scalia. Let four years of filibusters begin. On February 13, 2016, Scalia was found dead at the Cibolo Creek Ranch resort in…

Refugee Crisis

(Washington, DC — January 27, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) today signed the death certificate for one of America’s most cherished premises: The welcoming of refugees from around the world in order to help them to escape persecution. The irony of Chancellor Squirrelhead, head of the Birthers, being so involved in a death certificate cannot…

First Inaugural Address of Chancellor Squirrelhead, Illegitimate POTUS

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…