Tremendouscare a Tremendous Problem for Republicans

(Washington, DC — March 8, 2017) – Less than 48 hours after releasing the American Health Care Act, the legislation meant to “repeal and replace” Obamacare is on life-support. And its prognosis is bleak. On March 6, Congressional Republicans cheerfully released Tremendouscare – named for one of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) trademark sayings – to the…

GOP Obamacare Replacement Will Make America Sick Again

(Washington, DC — March 6, 2017) – Republicans today released the American Health Care Act, their long-awaited version of “repeal and replace” for Obamacare (aka Public Law 111-148 aka the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act aka the Affordable Care Act). And, as has been expected for nearly seven years, the American Health Care Act…

GOP’s Obamacare “Replacement” Already on the Books

(Washington, DC — February 25, 2017) – Republicans have been promising to repeal and replace Obamacare since March 23, 2010 – the day it was signed into law. Six years and 11 months later, they still have no viable plan for a replacement of the signature health care law. It turns out they may not…

Trump’s Promises Short on Performance

(Washington, DC — February 20, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) today marked one month of being the Leader of the Free World. That’s no more comforting than it was a month ago. For sane Americans, it seems like years ago that Squirrelhead Donald became Chancellor Squirrelhead, the first illegitimate President of the United States. “It’s…

Bowled Over by Bony Bluster

(Washington, DC — February 3, 2017) – The Skeletal Kellyanne Conway defended Donald Trump’s (R-NY) banning immigrants from seven Muslim-majority countries by citing the infamous Bowling Green Massacre. Actually, it’s un-famous because it never happened. In an interview with MSNBC yesterday, The Skeletal Kellyanne Conway referenced the faux event: “Two Iraqis came here to this…

First Inaugural Address of Chancellor Squirrelhead, Illegitimate POTUS

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…

Manson on the Mend after Mystery Malady

(Corcoran, CA — January 7, 2017) – Charles Manson supporters worldwide breathed a sigh of relief today as word spread regarding the end of their savior’s recent hospitalization. Of course, their sigh of relief also meant his return to a lonely, solitary jail cell at the California State Prison, Corcoran. The 82-year-old inmate, mass-murderer, and 2016…