In 2018, a Sorry State of the Uniom

(February 6, 2018 — Washington, DC) – Chancellor Squirrelhead gave the first State of the Uniom address in America’s history on January 30. FLATLINE has acquired an unedited draft of the speech, which is even more racist, rabid, and offensive than the one given last Tuesday. Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, the…

Chicago Jews Did Nazi WGN’s Yom Kippur Wishes Coming

(Chicago, IL — September 24, 2015) – A Chicago television station offering well-wishes to Jews on their Day of Atonement finds itself having to do some atoning itself. WGN-9 aired a story on Tuesday about Yom Kippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar. Unfortunately, someone in their graphics department decided to use the symbol…

Scalise Goose-Steps Foot in Mouth During 2002 Speech

(Baton Rouge, LA) – House Majority Whip Steve Scalise (R-LA) has given plenty of speeches during his political career. A member of the House of Representatives since 2008, Scalise is now coming under fire for one speech given six years before first winning his current Congressional seat.Note to politicians: you should always be wary when…