Politicians Rush to Refund Revenue from Racists

(St. Louis, MO — June 23, 2015) – Like bell-bottoms and Huckapoos, racism in politics is quickly going out of style. Or so one might like to believe. Following the mass-murder on June 17 of nine people by 21-year-old Dylann Storm Roof at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, SC, racism is once…

Let the Games Begin!

(Washington, DC — April 14, 2015) – America’s two major political parties finally have at least one candidate each for the 2016 race for the White House. Only about 565 days left until Election Day. On Sunday, Hillary Clinton (D-NY) announced her candidacy via video. The 2008 presidential candidate is starting out her campaigning slowly…

Politicians Practice Vaccination Vacillation

(Washington, DC — February 4, 2015) – Playing to their base, politicians have entered the fray of an age-old question: To vaccinate or not to vaccinate? Meanwhile, average, ordinary, everyday Americans are hoping for a “mute” vaccine to use on these politicians. Ever since a recent measles outbreak in California, vaccination has been a hot…

Racism on the Ranch

(Bunkerville, NV) – American history is replete with upstanding citizens who have “Bundy” as their surname: Name Claim to Fame Ted Bundy Serial killer, rapist, kidnapper, and necrophile King Kong Bundy Professional wrestler Carol Bundy Serial killer Make room for one more. Nevada rancher and melon farmer Cliven Bundy, 67, is the talk of the…

Rand Paul Wants United States to “Play Nice” with Russia

(Crescent Springs, KY) – Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) is seeking a “live and let live” policy for the United States when it comes to Russia. Perhaps it’s because he’s found a kindred spirit in Russian President Vladimir Putin? Paul, who is a likely contender for the presidency in 2016, today said that the United States…

I Did Not … Throw … Stones … At That Politician …

(New York, NY) – Senator Rand Paul (R-KY), a possible contender for the Republican 2016 presidential nomination, expressed his views about the supposed “War on Women” being waged by his party, claiming instead that former president Bill Clinton (D-AR) pursued his own war on women. Paul’s appalling comments will no doubt reshape the entire discussion…