Manson on the Mend after Mystery Malady

(Corcoran, CA — January 7, 2017) – Charles Manson supporters worldwide breathed a sigh of relief today as word spread regarding the end of their savior’s recent hospitalization. Of course, their sigh of relief also meant his return to a lonely, solitary jail cell at the California State Prison, Corcoran. The 82-year-old inmate, mass-murderer, and 2016…

House with No Ethics Seeks to Eliminate Ethics Oversight Office

(Washington, DC — January 4, 2017) – Blatant stupidity from House Republicans turned what should have been a day of celebration into 2017’s version of Nazi Germany’s 1933 Reichstag Fire. Upon these ashes will they drag America into the abyss. Yesterday saw the swearing in of the 115th Congress, allowing Republicans to take firm control…

Michelle Obama Determined to Change FLOTUS to POTUS

(Chicago, IL — April 1, 2016) – Fearing a total collapse in the Democratic ticket for the November election, First Lady Michelle Obama (D-IL) declared her candidacy for President of the United States today. Her announcement was seen as an immediate threat to Hillary Clinton’s (D-NY) campaign, which has struggled mightily against the insurgent campaign…

A Not-So-Super Tuesday for the GOP Establishment

(Washington, DC — March 2, 2016) – On March 5, 1992, cartoonist Jeff Danziger of The Christian Science Monitor drew “The Tsongas Pronunciation Guide (A Random Tsample)” in honor of that year’s Super Tuesday contest. Playing on Senator Paul Tsongas’ (D-MA) name, he said that “Tsuper Tsuesday” was a “big deal in the Tsouth.” Super…

In New Hampshire, Candidates Don’t Take Anything for Granite

(Nashua, NH — February 10, 2016) – Choosing not to follow in Iowa’s footsteps, New Hampshire Republicans decided they’d like to see an anti-Hispanic, anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim, anti-Semitic, anti-veteran, homophobic, misogynistic, pathologically lying, racist, xenophobic bully as the next president of the United States. With almost 98% of precincts reporting, Trump received almost 100,000 votes, or…

Cruzin’ to a Win in Iowa

(Des Moines, IA — February 2, 2016) – Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX/Canada) won the 2016 Iowa presidential caucuses, beating out the favored Donald Trump (R-NY) by a number of percentage points. In doing so, Cruz became the first person in American history to win a presidential primary while being ineligible to serve for the office…

For Some, Running for President Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree

(Collooney, Ireland — September 16, 2015) – American politics is replete with family dynasties: John and John Quincy Adams; William Henry and Benjamin Harrison; Theodore and Franklin Delano Roosevelt; George H.W. and George W. Bush; Bill and Hillary Clinton; and Kim and Nathan Davis. And then there are those whose political involvement has nothing to…