Shameful Enshrinement in Jersey City

(Jersey City, NJ) – Lawrence Campbell wanted to be famous. On Sunday, Campbell shot a rookie police officer, sealing his fame – and support from his community. The 27-year-old native of Jersey City – a fine residential area – entered the Walgreens drug store at Kennedy Boulevard and Communipaw Avenue, assaulted a security guard, took…

Where Will Obama’s Library Lie?

(Norfolk, NE) – July 4th is a time for family and friends. It’s a time for cookouts, trips to the beach, and parades. And it’s a time to commemorate the founding of the United States of America; the country just turned 238. Apparently, it’s also the time to slander the President of the United States…

Soccer in the Mouth

(Brasília, Brazil) – It’s time once again for a rare event that brings countries together. The eyes of the world are focused on Brazil, as hundreds of millions of football fans (“soccer” fans in America) cheer and weep over the 2014 FIFA World Cup. Apparently, it’s also time for conservative shrill political commentator Ann Coulter…

Kim Jong-Un: Dictator, Torturer, Murderer, and … Racist?

(Washington, DC) – American officials are used to being lambasted by North Korean leaders. The United States regularly finds itself at the receiving end of threats, taunts, and tantrums by the current dictator, Kim Jong-Un, especially every March because of the joint drills the American military conducts with South Korea’s military. But North Korea has…

Danish Zoo Continues to Exhibit Prunes for Brains

(Copenhagen, Denmark) – The Copenhagen Zoo and Abattoir is at it again. On February 9, the facility gained international notoriety when it killed Marius, a healthy 2-year-old giraffe, in the name of preventing inbreeding. In spite of efforts to spare Marius, including a petition with over 20,000 signatories and monetary offers from zoos and private…