Squirrelhead Blows Up Syria

(Washington, DC — April 7, 2017) – Facing a horrific attack by the Syrian government on its own citizens using banned chemical weapons, Donald Trump (R-NY) yesterday sent 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles into the war-torn country, deepening America’s involvement in Syria’s six-year-old civil war while practicing a level of hyperhypocrisy not previously seen in human…

Trump Innocent – Yes, Innocent – of Latest Accusations

(Arlington, VA — October 4, 2016) – The words “Donald Trump” and “innocent” have likely never been used in the same sentence since the GOP presidential candidate from New York declared his candidacy on June 16, 2015. There’s a first time for everything. Squirrelhead Donald was accused of belittling psychological disorders – specifically, the mental…

Giuliani: “September 11? What’s September 11?”

(New York, NY — August 15, 2016) – The man who became famous for walking around and mumbling “9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11” has now denied that the September 11 attacks ever happened. Psychiatrists and psychologists are now assessing who’s more insane, Rudy “9/11” Giuliani (R-NY) or presidential candidate…

Beating Around the Bush

(Miami, FL — June 15, 2015) – Bush 41 (George H.W. Bush). Bush 43 (George W. “Shrub” Bush). Could there be a Bush 45 in the country’s future? Banking on the notorious short-term memories of average, ordinary, everyday Americans, Bush (R-FL) today announced his candidacy for President of the United States. “He should have announced…

Don’t Cry for Him, Argentina

(New York, NY — February 23, 2015) – When Brian Williams was suspended by NBC earlier this month, fellow “journalist” Bill O’Reilly from Fox News came to his defense. Liars apparently travel in pairs. On February 4, Williams admitted embellishing a 2003 story at the beginning of Operation Iraqi Freedom. The original story had his…

Brian Williams Suspended by NBC – No Lie

(New York, NY — February 10, 2015) – NBC today suspended Brian Williams, its lead anchor and host of NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams, for six months without pay. And, as part of his punishment, the show will be re-named NBC Nightly Lies with Brian Williams upon his return. Friends, family, and supporters immediately…

What a Schocker!

(Washington, DC — February 6, 2015) – Now firmly in control of Congress, Republicans have been trying to “improve” their brand by saying they’re more inclusive to those who aren’t traditionally from their base (i.e., elderly white angry Christian men). And just when you believe they’re sincere, one of their own implodes and leaves as…